What People Shud Know About Engineering...

To sharpen our good engineering knowledge and skills:

1. Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

3. Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

5. Instrument Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby's sex is wrong.

7. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.

9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.

10. Planning Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

11. Doc Control Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.

13. Piping Designers don't care...they just want the woman!!

=) Happy learning...

Especially for Andrew

For I am a Princess...

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food
and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you".
"Tray-up, Bitch."

New Baby in da house!!!!

my beloved sister, Juwita Radzi, has safely delivered a 'comel' and 'macho' baby boy... RAJA AMSYAR B RAJA BADEROL ISAM... at 12.45pm, 1st April 2006, weighing 3.13kg!!!

We (K Azyei, Anthony and Claire) visited her in SJMC around 7.30pm and stayed 'bothering' both the mother and son until 10pm!! he he... i held the baby, and he opened both his big dark brown eyes... so cuteeeeeeeee.... I am so happy for both K Ju and Abg Bard... now they got, a fabulous pair... Nadia and Amsyar... to all friends, who wants to visit her, please do so... they are all at Ara d'sara already...