February 21, 2006

Blonde...

just aspire to say something about Blonde after reading my sista's blog about 'Kampung Girl vs City Girl'.. he he...

still wondering why people always have this funny impression about Blonde as someone stupid... 'Legally Blonde' proves otherwise... well... guess the majority of them are idiots =) ahaks! anyway, got a very good joke about Blonde... enjoy...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over thetable. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster".

He then takes her hand and says patiently, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...

he said with a deep sigh ...

"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

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